- When she was Porcelain and The Tramps: OMFG MYSPACE N LYKE HOT PICTURE WANT 2 GO LESBIAN 4 HER HATE AUDREY KITCHING WHOREE FUCK LIKE A STARRR DIFFERENT HAIR COLOR EVERY MONTH SHE IS SO BEAUTIFUL AND HER MUSIC OMFG
- When she came back as Porcelain Black: wat. her lips are..what the fuck is this..okay..I can get used to it..she was stil better before -_-.
- New Porcelain Black Fans: Oh hey she is like Lady Gaga yay!
- Porcelain Haters: lol this is not rock n roll omfg listen to led zepplin whoo dis whoreee snapp
- Me: lovehersomuchloveherosmuchloveherverysinglewayloveherbackwardsidewardsfrontwardswanthereyelashesiwantomarryherandloveherandhershesjustsopleaselovemeletmeloveyou
You don’t even know the page they’re on
What book are we reading ?!
WHAT FUCKING CLASS IS THIS?!
ABORT MISSION, I REPEAT. ABORT MISSION.
NO HABLA INGLÉS.
When my family wakes up they’re all:
When I wake up I’m like:
(Source: brooklyndreaming)
BAHAHHAHAHAH I’M LITERALLY CRYING FROM LAUGHTER.
This amuses me way more than it should.
I’m a damn weirdo.
Cook: Hey Princess.
Effy: Aren’t you supposed to be in prison or something?
Cook: Aren’t you supposed to be in the loony bin?
Effy: I did my time. You should have done yours.
Cook: I did enough. Surely Effy Stonem is not abandoning a party?
Effy: I don’t belong in there.
Cook: Neither do I. We got a lot in common, me and you.
Effy: Not anymore.
Cook: We’re both stood in the rain. We’re both miserable.
Effy: You’re no good for me, Cook. You never were.
Cook: If this was us meeting for the first time, I’d do it all again. Everything. The fucks, the fuck ups, everything. I’d do it all again.
Effy: What’s that supposed to mean?
Cook: It means I still love you.
Effy: Piss off.
